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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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Samual Rutherford
The weightiest end of the cross of Christ that is laid upon you, lieth upon your strong Savior.
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Saint Jerome
The friendship that can cease has never been real.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man's errors are what make him amiable.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never read a book that is not a year old.
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Anon.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
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Homer
Evil deeds do not prosper the slow man catches up with the swift.
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Antoinette Brown Blackwell
Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
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Horatio Nelson
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy, 2001
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
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Karl von Clausewitz
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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