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W. Clement Stone
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
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Jack Kerouac, On the Road
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
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Jean Jacques Rousseau
To renounce liberty is to renounce being a man, to surrender the rights of humanity and even its duties. For he who renounces everything no indemnity is possible. Such a renunciation is incompatible with man's nature to remove all liberty from his will is to remove all morality from his acts.
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Paul Feyerabend
Knowledge is not a series of self-consistent theories that converges toward an ideal view; it is rather an ever increasing ocean of mutually incompatible (and perhaps even incommensurable) alternatives, each single theory, each fairy tale, each myth that is part of the collection forcing the others into greater articulation and all of them contributing, via this process of competition, to the development of our consciousness.
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Mike Tyson
I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either.
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e.e. cummings
Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.
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Carl Jung
If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.
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Bette Davis
This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
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Archie Bunker
God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God.
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Salman Rushdie
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it or offer your own version in return.
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Dan Bellack
Life is too short for traffic.
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George Carlin
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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