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Humour Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 24
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W. Somerset Maugham
Life isn't long enough for love and art.
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Andrew Brown
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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Nancy Lopez
Great champions have an enormous sense of pride. The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.
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Henry van Dyke
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.
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Henri-Frederic Amiel
Analysis kills spontaneity.
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Horace, Odes
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain each day that Fortune grants.
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Samuel Goldwyn
I read part of it all the way through.
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John Stuart Mill
That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next.
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Julius Caesar, from Plutarch, Lives
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
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Richard Feynman, Caltech commencement address, 1974
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
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William Feather
Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers.
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David Frost
America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
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