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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 21

Sir Arthur Helps

Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.


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Wayne Gretzky

You miss 100 of the shots you never take.


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Peter Farquharson

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.


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Erasmus

War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.


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Chinese Proverb

Take a second look... It costs you nothing.


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Barbara DeAngelis

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.


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Jacob Getlar Smith

The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.


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Muriel Spark

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.


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Aquaviva

Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of so doing.


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Napoleon Hill

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.


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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is irreparable.


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French Proverb

A father is a banker provided by nature.



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