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Funny Sayings Proverbs and Quotations - 21
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Sir Arthur Helps
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
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Wayne Gretzky
You miss 100 of the shots you never take.
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Peter Farquharson
Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.
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Erasmus
War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
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Chinese Proverb
Take a second look... It costs you nothing.
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Barbara DeAngelis
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
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Jacob Getlar Smith
The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
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Muriel Spark
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
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Aquaviva
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of so doing.
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Napoleon Hill
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is irreparable.
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French Proverb
A father is a banker provided by nature.
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