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Samuel S. Janus
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile and inhumane world often a deeply felt rage.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld, quoted in O Magazine, October 2002
When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
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Oscar Wilde
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
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Thomas A. Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Charles De Gaulle
I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French.
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Susan Sontag
The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
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Malcom Mclaren
Frustration is one of the greatest things in art; satisfaction is nothing.
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Charlie Chaplin
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 04, 2004
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.
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Dave Navarro
I never have a realistic sense of self. I either think everything I do is terrible and I'm the worst guy on the planet, or from time to time I'll think I'm the greatest gift to music and the coolest guy who ever lived, but that happens maybe an hour out of the week. Some days I'm more concerned with how my hair looks than what my guitar sounds like.
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Chinese Proverb
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
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Robert Francis Kennedy
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not
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