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Tobias Wolff
We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Believe in yourself Have faith in your abilities Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy
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George Steiner
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
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Alice Walker
The quietly pacifist peaceful always die to make room for men who shout.
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Jack Penn
One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks.
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Alexander Graham Bell
Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
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Proverbs 35 Bible
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding in all your ways acknowledge him and he will make your paths straight.
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Oliver Cromwell
Make the iron hot by striking it.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
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Yann Martel, Life of Pi
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray.
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Joseph Addison, (1672-1719)
Friendship improves hapiness and reduces misery, by doubting our joys and dividing our grief.
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