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A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 189
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Henry David Thoreau
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
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Horace Mann
Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.
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Socrates
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
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Charles A. Dana
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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Sir John Lubbock
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
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Jerome K. Jerome
When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care to keep it green in their memory, you may be sure it is no longer a pain to them.
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John Wayne
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs, or two grains the most universal quality is diversity.
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Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
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Nancy Spain
There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are alive in the world with one is quite enough.
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Mary Higgins Clark, Kitchen Privileges, A Memoir
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters into a million pieces. Maybe the bravest of all are those who have the courage to reach for it again.
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