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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 19
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William S. Buroughs, Paris Review, Fall 1965
I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating trough human conciousness control events.
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Jerry Maguire
Jerry Show me the money
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Brandon Lee
The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
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Seneca
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.
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Robert Fripp
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.
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Lenny Bruce
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
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Aristotle
Well begun is half done.
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Louis L\'Amour
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
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Lao Tzu
The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he who the people revere. The great leader is he who the people say, 'We did it ourselves.'
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Max Lerner
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil.
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Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew
He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried.
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