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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 16

Earl Warren

We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President John F Kennedy(


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Frederick Douglas

I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.


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Conte Vittorio Alfieri

What we plan we build.


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Jawaharlal Nehru

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.


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Al Franken

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.


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American Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting.


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Henry David Thoreau, book

The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.


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Albert Einstein

I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts the rest are details.


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Nathaniel Hawthorne

In youth men are apt to write more wisely than they really know or feel and the remainder of life may be not idly spent in realizing and convincing themselves of the wisdom which they uttered long ago.


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Hilton Kramer

The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.


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George

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.



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