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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 185
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Jim Bishop
True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkenss, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most common of miracles, fashioned of fleecy clouds, a handful of stars tossed into the night sky.
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Galileo Galilei
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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Abba Eban
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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Nadia Boulanger
Loving a child doesn't mean giving in to all his whims to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him to love what is difficult.
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Alexandre Dumas
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
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Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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John Wooden
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
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James Bovard
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves.
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Hellen Keller
Security is mostly superstition. It does not exist in nature Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.
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Clarence Cramer
Being filled with the Holy Spirit, then, is a matter of obedience to the Word of God. The filling of the Spirit that all experienced at Pentecost was a matter of a promise being fulfilled. Today, the believer is to be filled in obedience to the command of Ephesians '518
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Mark Twain
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
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