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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 4
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Erma Bombeck
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Mark Twain
I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
To write it, it took three months; to conceive it – three minutes; to collect the data in it – all my life.
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Nelson Mandela
Sometimes it falls upon a generation to be great. You can be that great generation.
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Chinese Proverb
Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
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Israel Lipkin
Man is free in his imagination, but bound by his reason.
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David Hume
Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man.
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Paul Hawken
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
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Book of Common Prayer
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
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Jean Babtiste Henri Lacordaire
Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only kindness can do that.
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Max Frisch
Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.
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David Ben-Gurion
Courage is a special kind of knowledge the knowledge of how to fear what ought to be feared and how not to fear what ought no to be feared.
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