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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 20
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Voltaire
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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Cornelius Tacitus
I am my nearest neighbour.
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Ronald Reagan
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
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George Chapman
They're only truly great who are truly good.
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John Tillotson
A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs nothing.
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Dennis Kucinich
We have weapons of mass destruction we have to address here at home. Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction. Homelessness is a weapon of mass destruction. Unemployment is a weapon of mass destruction.
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Stephen Wolfram
I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.
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John Wooden
It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
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Apuleius
He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If your treat an individual ... as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be.
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Chilo
The three things most difficult are to keep a secret, to forget an injury, and to make good use of leisure.
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Persian Proverb
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
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