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Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 17
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Ludwig Boerne
The secret of power is the knowledge that others are more cowardly than you are.
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Malcolm X
Time is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. Truth is on the side of the oppressed today, it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else.
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Rose Lane
Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.
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Barbara Hall
It's funny, to me, the way people refer to childbirth as a miraculous event. A miracle is something that defies nature. Only, childbirth has got to be the most natural thing in the world. Top three anyway. But, on the other hand, when you think about it, there's really no other word that fits. Sperm. Egg. A coincidental meshing of genetic information that will grow something that could write an opera or cook up some Napalm. It blows my mind.
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Joseph Baretti
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
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American Indian Proverb
I will not criticize another until I have walked a mile in his mocassins.
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Stanley Baldwin
It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to tell the truth.
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Joan Lunden, in Healthy Living Magazine
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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Charles Caleb Colton
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.
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Samuel Beckett
Where I am, I don't know, I'll never know, in the silence you don't know, you must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on.
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Robertson Davies
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
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