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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 3
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James A. Garfield
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
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Adopted from Lance Fusco.
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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Albert Camus
But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads.
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Laurence J. Peter
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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George Bernard Shaw
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Brendan Francis Behan
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
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Thomas Hobbes
Words are wise men's counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are the money of fools.
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Virginia
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We always like those who admire us we do not always like those whom we admire.
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Joe Jacobs
We was robbed!
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Dorothea Kent
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. 'I reckon,' he asid, with a twinkle in his eye, 'It's because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.'
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Dan Rather
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well.
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