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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 198
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Buddha
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
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Aristotle
Happiness is a state of activity.
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Paul Sadler
When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside, He made known a secret set of plans. With this program came a completely new set of blueprints. According to the counsel of His will, He had predetermined to call Paul as the masterbuilder of the project. So then, the instructions for our building program are found in Paul's epistles. Little wonder the apostles says 'I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon' (1 Cor. 310). It is essential to use Pauline construction materials (grace doctrines), simply because someday soon the Building Inspector will examine our workmanship to determine if we followed His codes.
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Alexander Hamilton
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.
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Aimee Martin
Love is a flame that burns in heaven, And whose soft reflections radiate to us. Two worlds are opened, two lives given to it. It is by love tht we double our being It is by love that we approach God.
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Cullen Hightower
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they're called humorists.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
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Don Hall, (Hallmark CEO)
If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.
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Confucius
By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
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Muhammad Ali
Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.)
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Al Franken, Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live, catchphrase
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Elinor Glyn
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
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