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Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 7
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Peter McWilliams
Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
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Robinson Jeffers, O Magazine, October 2003
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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Charles De Gaulle
Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Robert Morley
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
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Graffito
Is there life before death
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James Scott Jimmy Connors
Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it.
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Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Oscar Wilde
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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William Shakespeare
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself.
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Emo Philips
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
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Gerald Jampolsky
Love is letting go of fear.
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