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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 24
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Oprah Winfrey
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
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Miguel de Unamuno
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
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Sufi Proverb
There wouldn't be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real gold somewhere.
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Titus Livius
There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
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I.F. Stone 1907-1989
Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
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Albert Camus
An intellectual is a person whose mind watches itself.
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Joseph Addison
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
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Jonathan Swift
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
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Michel-Guillaume Jean de Crevecoeur, Letters from an American Farmer III: What is an American?
What then is the American, this new man? He is either an European, or the descendant of an European, hence that strange misture of blood, which you will find in no other country. I could point out to you a family whose grandfather was an englishman, whose wife was Dutch, whose son married a french woman, and whose present four sons have now four wives of different nations. He is an American.
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Oscar Wilde
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite work dare to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not and to believe in your own individuality.
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John Fletcher, 1647
Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate.
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