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funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 29
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William Hazlitt
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
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Henry Spencer
Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it -- badly.
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Sir Philip Sidney
No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
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Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Robert Fritz
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.
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Francis William Bourdillon
The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one;
Yet the life of a whole life dies
When love is done.
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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses. But I don't think that he thinks he did.
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George Moore
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
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Annie Gottlieb
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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Robert Collier
The great successful men of the world have used their imaginations, they think ahead and create their mental picture, and then go to work materializing that picture in all its details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that bit, but steadily building, steadily building.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Said Waldershare, 'Sensible men are all of the same religion.' 'And pray what is that' ... 'Sensible men never tell.'
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Emma Goldman
The strongest bulwark of authority is uniformity the least divergence from it is the greatest crime.
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