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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 10

Agnes Repplier

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.


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Benjamin Disraeli

The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it.


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Kofi Annan, In his "In Larger Freedom" report to the United Nations General Assembly

In an era of global abundance, our world has the resources to reduce dramatically the massive divides that persist between rich and poor, if only those resources can be unleashed in the service of all peoples.


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Juvenal

Ardeat ipsa licet, tormentia gaudet amantis. (Though she may herself burn, she delights in her lover's torment.)


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Mies van der Rohe, Referring to Modern Architecture

Less is more.


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Hartley Coleridge

She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be Her loveliness I never knew Until she smiled on me Oh then I saw her eye was bright, A well of love, a spring of light.


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Poul Anderson

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.


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Chester Bowles

There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.


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Sir Barnett Cocks

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.


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Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, 1903

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.


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H.L. Mencken

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.


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Mark Twain

We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.



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