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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 23

Burton Hills

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.


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Shakti Gawain

What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.


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Voltaire, The Portable Voltaire

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.


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Edward Morgan Forster

I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.


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Cheyenne Proverb

A danger foreseen is half-avoided.


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Thomas Jefferson

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between Church and State.


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Ian Gabirol

You may regret your silence once, but you will regret your words often.


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General Douglas MacArthur

There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.


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Germaine Greer

Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion by maintained by it.


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1 Peter 47-8 Bible

The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can pray. Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.


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Henry James

She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.


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Confucius

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they be obtained in the right way they may not be possessed.



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