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Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 199
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Gertrude Stein, The Geographical History of America. . .
In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is.
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Francis Bacon
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man's minds about to religion.
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Michel de Montaigne
Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
An improper mind is a perpetual feast.
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Evan Esar
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act II scene 1
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
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Eugene Debs
The most heroic word in all languages is revolution.
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Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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Petrarch
Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
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Edgar Watson Howe
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
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Earl Mac Rauch
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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