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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 5

George Orwell, 1984

In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the less sane.


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Peter Walker

I refuse to be labeled immoral merely because I am godless.


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Francis Quarles

Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.


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Frank Lloyd Wright, New York Times, October 4, 1953

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings.


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Edgar Allan Poe, Tamerlane, Part II

Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.


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1 Chronicles 1634 TLB Bible

Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for He is good His love and His kindness go on forever.


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Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath the bitterness of their trial had they not found a friend.


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Bayard Rustin

When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous--a man who brutalizes people. But *you* love him or you wouldn't be here. You're going to Mississippi to create social change--and you love Eastland in your desire to create conditions which will redeem his children. Loving your enemy is manifest in putting your arms not around the man but around the social situation, to take power from those who misuse it--at which point they can become human too.


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Heraclitus

If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.


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Richard Willard Armour

He who cannot rest, cannot work he who cannot let go, cannot hold on he who cannot find footing, cannot go forward.


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Roger Baldwin

So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be called a democracy.


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Thomas Hobbes

The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.



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