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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 11
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Walter Reuther
If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win.
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Maitri Upanishads
This is the truth As from a fire aflame thousands of sparks come forth, even so from the Creator an infinity of beings have life and to him return again.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder. (To Canadian Parliament)
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Nicholas Venturella
Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.
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Andy Warhol
I am a deeply superficial person.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
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Joseph Roux
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
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Cicero, Philippics
Endless money forms the sinews of war.
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Mark Twain
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.
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Fred Thompson, Speech before the Commonwealth Club of California
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
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Charles de Gaulle
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.
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