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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 27

Seneca

Let him that would move the world, first move himself.


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Danish proverb

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.


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Marc Chagall

Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve around love.


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W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.


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John Milton

...A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life.


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H. G. Wells

The past is but the beginning of a beginning.


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Anatole France

Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign his work.


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Charles McCabe

McCabe's Law Nobody has to do anything.


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Nikita Khrushchev

We say the name of God, but that is only habit.


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Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil, 1845

To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.


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Phyllis Diller

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.


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Sidney Madwed

The finest gift you can give anyone is encoragement. Yet, almost no one gets the encouragement they need to grow to their full potential. If everyone received the encouragement they need to grow, the genius in most everyone would blossom and the world would produce abundance beyond the wildest dreams. We would have more than one Einstein, Edison, Schweitzer, Mother Theresa, Dr. Salk and other great minds in a century.



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