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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 26
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H.L. Mencken
The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government they have only a talent for getting and holding office.
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Harper Lee, spoken by character Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird
Best way to clear the air is to have it all out in the open.
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Woody Harrelson
My main hope for myself is to be where I am.
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Anna Sewell
I am never afraid of what I know.
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Paul Gruchow
It is one thing to decry the rat race...that is the good and honorable work of moralists. It is quite another thing to quit the rat race, to drop out, to refuse to run any further--that is the work of the individualist. It is offensive because it is impolite it makes the rebuke personal the individualist calls not his or her behavior into question, but mine.
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Phillips Brooks
The more man becomes irradiated with the Divinity of Christ, the more, not the less, truly he is man.
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Stanley Baldwin
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
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Louis Pasteur
In the fields of observation chance favors only the prepared mind.
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Steffen Francisco
If you feel yourself falling, let go and glide.
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Orison Swett Marden
Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only make you ridiculous. A great occasion is valuable to you in proportion as you have educated yourself to make use of it.
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Bertrand Russell
The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
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Michelle Burford
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
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