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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 22
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George Meredith
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
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Charles Steinmetz
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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Euripides
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts.
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Andre Agassi, on "Charlie Rose"
What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what you feel there is to lose.
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H. L. Mencken
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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Abraham Lincoln
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
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Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Amos Bronson Alcott
Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
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Katherine Mansfield
Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Americans expect to eat and stay thin, to be constantly on the move and ever more neighborly...to revere God and be God.
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