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George S. Patton
If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?
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Immanuel Kant, FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLES OF THE METAPHYSICS OF ETHICS
...as to moral feeling, this supposed special sense, the appeal to it is indeed superficial when those who cannot think believe that feeling will help them out, even in what concerns general laws: and besides, feelings which naturally differ infinitely in degree cannot furnish a uniform standard of good and evil, nor has any one a right to form judgments for others by his own feelings...
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Steve Tesich
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged with out any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you.
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Hellen Keller
There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the concrete.
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Blaise Pascal
One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
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Mark Twain
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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Stephen R. Covey, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People
The way we see the problem is the problem.
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Sloan Wilson
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
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Bertrand Russell
It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
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James Thurber
There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.
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Alfred North Whitehead
An enormous part of our mature experience cannot not be expressed in words.
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Anton Chekhov
One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.
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