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It will fluctuate.
J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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Sir Francis Bacon
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
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Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
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Marshall McLuhan
The medium is the message.
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Nadia Boulanger
The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document it is a vehicle of life, and its spirit is always the spirit of the age.
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Marya Mannes, The Quotable Woman...on Love & Relationships
All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
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Charles Dickens, David Copperfield, 1849
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
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Clare Booth Luce
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes.' They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'
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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
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W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It is made of the prejudices of childhood, the idiosyncrasies of individual character and the opinion of the newspapers.
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Thomas Huxley
I am too much of a skeptic to deny the possibility of anything.
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