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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 9
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George Eliot
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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Benjamin Franklin
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
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Vladimir Mayakovsky
No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world with the might of my voice, and walk-handsome, twentytwoyearold.
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Charles Churchill
It can't be Nature, for it is not sense.
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Ephesians 426 Bible New Testament
Let not the sun go down upon your wrath.
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Kahlil Gibran
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
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Mary Wortley Montagu
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
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Johann von Goethe
What is not fully understood is not possessed.
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Sarah Ban Breathnach
Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.
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Martha Beck
The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.
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Dr. Dale E. Turner
People who make no mistakes lack boldness and the spirit of adventure. They are the brakes on the wheels of progress.
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