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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 13
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Andre Gide
Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself - and thus make yourself indispensable.
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George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion (1916) preface
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.
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Cato the Elder
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
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Aristophanes
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Golda Meir
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
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Christopher North
Laws were made to be broken.
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B. F. Skinner
Physics does not change the nature of the world it studies, and no science of behavior can change the essential nature of man, even though both sciences yield technologies with a vast power to manipulate their subject matters.
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J & A Foundation
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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Clive James
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
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Mary Pickford
This thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.
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Samuel Goldwyn
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
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Homer
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
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