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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Quotations from Famous People - 194

Harry Chapin

Reality is only just a word.


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H. A. Kramers

In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most important and fruitful concepts are those to which it is impossible to attach a well-defined meaning.


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Yoda, Character in the Star Wars Saga

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.


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Robert A. Heinlein

A motion to adjourn is always in order.


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Otto von Bismarck, Bismarck and the German Empire by Erich Eyck

Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.


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George Chapman

The young always have the same problem- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.


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Prophet Mohammad, Bukhari & Muslim

When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other, without letting the third hear; because it would hurt him.


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George Henry Lewes

The only cure for grief is action.


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Mao Tse-tung

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.


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Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn

If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person's mind begins to roam irretrievably. One's fellow countrymen become harder to understand than Martians.


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Andr Maurois

The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.


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Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

Without glasnost there is not, and there cannot be, democratism, the political creativity of the masses and their participation in management.



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