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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 12
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Jimmy Buffett
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
Gifts are like hooks.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself--nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
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Bertrand Russell, "Why I am Not a Christian"
I should wish to see a world in which education aimed at mental freedom rather than imprisoning the minds of the young in a rigid armor of dogma calculated to protect them though life against the shafts of impartial evidence.
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Quintilian
Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
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Jerry Garcia
You do not merely want to be considered the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones that do what you do.
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Henry Bolingbroke
Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence into contempt.
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William Shakespeare
In time we hate that which we often fear.
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Thomas Carlyle
Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
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Walter Bagehot
Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there must be a deficiency of information, or...of something else.
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Friedrich von Schiller
With stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
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