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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 188

Harriet Lerner, The Dance of Anger, 1985

Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.


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George Santayana

A man's memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his past, according to his interest in the present.


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Anais Nin

If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then I will never know happiness. For I am possessed by a fever for knowledge, experience, and creation.


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J. R. R. Tolkien

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.


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Robert E. Lee

Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less.


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Stephen A. Brennan

Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success.


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Brendan Francis

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.


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Albert Einstein

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.


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Socrates

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.


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Ken Keyes Jr., Handbook of Higher Consciousness

A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror.


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Frederick Buechner

If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

In the choice between changing ones mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof.



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