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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 21
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Peter Marshall
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.
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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Divine Love and Wisdom" #1
Love is the life of humanity.
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Young
If we did but know how little some enjoy of the great things that they possess, there would not be much envy in the world.
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William Shakespeare
His life was gentle and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up, And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN
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Plato
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Albert Einstein
He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist.
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Thomas Bailey Aldrich
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
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George Carlin
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Charles Peters
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before their eyes
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Carl Lotus Becker
All historians, even the most scientific, have bias, if in no other sense than the determination not to have any.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
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