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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 25
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Hans Reichenbach
If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such, the path of error is the path of truth.
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Kahlil Gibran
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
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Voltaire
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.
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Simonides
A man gains no possession better than a good woman, nothing more horrible than a bad one.
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Johann von Goethe
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
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e e cummings
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
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Clive Barnes
Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
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Horace
He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.
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Rose Walker
Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
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Sonia Taitz, O Magazine, May 2003
What children take from us, they give…We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.
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Heywood
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
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