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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 142
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Jim Bishop
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
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Juvenal
A healthy mind in a healthy body.
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Albert Einstein
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
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Koran
Surely God causes the seed and the stone to sprout He brings forth the living from the dead, and He is the bringer forth of the dead from the living.
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Bible, Paul, 1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
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Charles Langbridge Morgan
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy.
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William Law
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
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Alan Simpson
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, (Sherlock Holmes) Sign of Four
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
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Ken Thompson
I know nothing.
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John Lancaster Spalding
As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.
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James Arthur Baldwin
People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when the bread they have cast on the waters comes floating back to them, poisoned.
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