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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 105
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Jessamyn West
Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends, and society are the natural enemies of the writer. He must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if he is to sustain and complete an undertaking.
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Unknown
A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever.
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Aesop
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
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Virgil
Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)
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Thomas A. Edison
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
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Robert Green Ingersoll
The triumph of justice is the only peace.
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Oswald Spengler
This is our purpose to make as meaningful as possible this life that has been bestowed upon us to live in such a way that we may be proud of ourselves to act in such a way that some part of us lives on.
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Rene Descartes
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been deceived.
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Dorothy Parker
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Plato
No human thing is of serious importance.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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