|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 112
|
Karen Sunde
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas Jefferson
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mary Stewart
I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.
= = = = = = = = = =
La Rochefoucauld
The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in the passion one feels than in that which one inspires.
= = = = = = = = = =
Vincent Van Gogh
The best way to know God is to love many things.
= = = = = = = = = =
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole.
= = = = = = = = = =
Steven Pearl
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
= = = = = = = = = =
Lyndon B. Johnson
The Negro says, 'Now.' Others say, 'Never.' The voice of responsible Americans ... says, 'Together.' There is no other way.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sovereign
In all things there are three choices: Yes, No & no choice, except in this -- I either choose the truth or I am deceit.
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas C. Haliburton
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Winston Churchill, BBC radio broadcast, Feb 9, 1941
We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
= = = = = = = = = =
Adrienne E. Gusoff
The world is round it has no point.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
