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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 141
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Frank Deford
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
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Theodore Roosevelt
The government is us we are the government, you and I.
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Robert Hewison
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles--the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows, that is, Monty Python without the Pythons--corporate methods do not have the conceptual framework to deal with an anarchist collective, run by intelligent and arrogant comedians who have proved that their method works.
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Titus Maccius Plautus, Asinaria
Practice yourself what you preach.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
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Richard Bach, One
We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent the life weve created for ourselves? Whos to blame, whos to credit, but us? Who can change it anytime we wish, but us?
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Tim Wiley
Where you end up isn't the most important thing. It's the road you take to get you there. The road you take is what you'll look back on And call your life. Not reaching success isn't the end of the world. Not trying to reach it is.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
The law respects form less than substance.
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George Arnold
The living need charity more than the dead.
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Pedro Calderon de la Barca, Life is a Dream
What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, And the greatest good is little enough:
for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams.
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Harry S Truman
How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
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George Orwell
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
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