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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 136
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Dan Kelly
The effects of kindness are not always seen immediately, Sometimes it takes years until your kindness will pay off, And is returned to you. And sometimes you never see the fruits of your labors, But they are there, Deep inside of the soul of the one you touched.
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Albert Einstein
My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of men is disgusting. My attitude is not derived from any intellectual theory but is based on my deepest antipathy to every kind of cruelty and hatred.
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Sir Walter Raleigh
'Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. -- last words before his beheadding
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Comte DeBussy-Rabutin
L'amour vient de l'aveuglement, l'amitie de la connaissance. (Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge.)
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Ovid
Take rest a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Henry David Thoreau
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.
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Stephen Roberts
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
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Victor Hugo
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
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Euripides
Wealth stays with us a little moment if at all only our characters are steadfast, not our gold.
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Thomas Fuller
He that will not sail till all dangers are over must never put to sea.
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Henry David Thoreau
What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter which lie close together to keep each other warm.
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