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Frank Lloyd Wright
The truth is more important than the facts.
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Comte DeBussy-Rabutin
We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing each other.
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The Talmud
A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed but did not.
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Adolf Hitler
The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so.
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Larry Wall
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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Author Unknown
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.
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Elsa Maxwell
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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Latin Proverb
It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.
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Tacitus
Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.
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Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.
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Theodore Roosevelt, 1916 (quoted in the Theodore Roosevelt Centennial CD-ROM)
Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong.
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Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger, Chapter IX
Mankind is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.
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