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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 134

West African proverb

Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.


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Julie Morgenstern

How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us


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Richard E. Byrd

Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling in them. There are deep wells of strength that are never used.


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Gloria Steinem

Logic is in the eye of the logician.


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Roderic Owen

The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each man has his own vocation his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.


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Francis Thompson

In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.


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Walt Whitman

The poet judges not as a judge judges but as the sun falling around a helpless thing.


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Pope Pius XI

Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience which is its due that the laws which are made shall be in wise conformity with the common good and that, as a matter of conscience all men shall render obedience to these laws.


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Maxim Gorky

You must write for children in the same way as you do for adults, only better.


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Mahatma Gandhi

Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.


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Friedrich von Schiller

It does not prove a thing to be right because the majority say it is so.



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