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Blaise Pascal
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.
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Louis D. Brandeis
Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches the whole people by its example.
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George Santayana
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The dark background which death supplies brings out the tender colors of life in all their purity.
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Kahlil Gibran
Fear of the devil is one way of doubting God.
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Sir B. Brodie
The failure of the mind in old age is often less the results of natural decay, than of disuse. Ambition has ceased to operate; contentment bring indolence, and indolence decay of mental power, ennui, and sometimes death. Men have been known to die, literally speaking, of disease induced by intellectual vacancy.
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Franklin P. Adams
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.
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Horace
Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
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George Fabricius
Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until the sun grows old.
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Joseph P. Thompson
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves.
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W. C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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Oscar Wilde
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
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George Herbert Allen
Man is what he believes.
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