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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 113
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Ken Keys
A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world. Everyone you meet is your mirror.
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Mother Theresa
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
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Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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Seneca
One should count each day a separate life.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building.
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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
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Aristotle, Rhetoric
It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.
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Maya Angelou
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
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Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.
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Alighieri Dante
For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act
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Seneca
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.
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Emily Dickinson
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
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