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A random selection of fabulous
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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 119
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Rudyard Kipling
The sin they do two by two they must pay for one by one.
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W. Somerset Maugham
It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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Brian Tracy
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.
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Jim Rohn
Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness--great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy.
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Jorge Luis Borges
Life itself is a quotation.
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Plato
The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
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Roger Miller
Some people walk in the rain… others just get wet…
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Bible
Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a new friend is as new wine when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.
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Ambrose Bierce
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Jesus
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
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Don Eslinger, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993
We believe he wanted to win in the worst way.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.
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