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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 102
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Mitchell Burgess, Northern Exposure, Thanksgiving, 1992
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world.
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Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Margaret Cho
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
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Euripides
Your very silence shows you agree.
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Emily Dickinson
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.
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John F. Kennedy
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
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Ron Nesen
Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
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Erik Pepke
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
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Henry Miller, in a letter to Lawrence Durrell
We must not just be in the world and above the world, but also of the world. To love it for what it is... is the only task. Avoid it and you are lost. Loose yourself in it, and you are free.
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Dave Sim
Keep working your way through the maze. You'll know what it is when it happens, but you won't know until then. God grinds the axes he intends to use.
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Robert Browning
My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of what God made.
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