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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 132

Patricia Sampson

Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The society of women is the element of good manners.


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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were 'just going down to the corner.'


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Jalal ud-Din Rumi

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.


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Thomas Szasz

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.


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Bruce Lee

To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.


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Tom Thompson

No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors.


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Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.


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Ovid, Ars Amatoria

Nothing is stronger than habit.


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Shirley Mount Hufstedler

The role of the teacher remains the highest calling of a free people. To the teacher, America entrusts her most precious resource, her children and asks that they be prepared ... to face the rigors of individual participation in a democratic society.


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Idi Amin Dada

In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.


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Afranius

The wise man will love all others will desire.



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