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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 118
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H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
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Norman Mailer
People move forward into the future out of the way they comprehend the past. When we don't understand something in our past, we are therefore crippled.
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George Washington Carver
I believe that the great Creator has put ores and oil on this earth to give us a breathing spell. As we exhaust them, we must be prepared to fall back on our farms, which is God’s true storehouse and can never be exhausted. We can learn to synthesize material for every human need from things that grow.
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John F. Kennedy
For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.
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Thomas Merton
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.
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Bob Moawad
Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
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Wilfred A. Peterson
The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in your field - and keep on doing it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All mankind love a lover.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
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Elmer Davis
The first and great commandment is Don't let them scare you.
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Quentin Crisp
Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
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W. Somerset Maugham
Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
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