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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 125
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Aesop, The Dog and the Shadow
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
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Meister Eckhart
In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
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Henry Miller
Develop interest in life as you see it in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
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Carl Sagan
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
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William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 1 scene 1
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
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Peter De Vries
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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Plato
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that nothing is certain.
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Ellen Gilcrist
We live at the level of our language. Whatever we can articulate we can imagine or explore. All you have to do to educate a child is leave him alone and teach him to read. The rest is brainwashing.
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Plutarch
Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
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Henry Louis Mencken
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Bertrand Russell
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
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