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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 124
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Henri F. Amiel
Blessed be childhood which brings down something of heaven into the midst of our rough earthliness.
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Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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H. G. Wells, The Time Machine
Strength is the outcome of need.
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Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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Seneca
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maximes (1678)
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self Reliance
Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide.
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Kahlil Gibran
Perplexity is the beginning of knowledge.
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Melissa Mayer
Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination.
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Cheers
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.
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John B. Bogart
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
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X. Doudan
Everything without tells the individual that he is nothing; everything within persuades him that he is everything.
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